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Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND
 

WIFE:

 

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:

 

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:

 

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
 

HUSBAND:

 

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you

Q: Why doesn 't law permit a man to marry a second woman (in the west)?  
A: Because as per the law  You cannot be punished twice For the same offence!

Boobs in engineer view

B      is Top view

OO  is front view

b       is side view

 
My wife asked me to describe her.
I said "You're A B C D E F G H I J K."

She said "What's that mean?"
I said:
Adorable
Beautiful
Cute
Delightful
Elegant
Foxy
Gorgeous
Hot

She said "Ooohh that's so lovely - but what about I J K?"
 

"I'm. Just. Kidding." 

Husband V/S Wife
  Husband: Do you know the meaning of
 W I F E?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever